Hilarioscopes with Lady Briley
AQUARIUS ~ 1/20 - 2/18
You will find the road less traveled crowded, so pack a lunch.
PISCES ~ 2/19 - 3/20
The sun is in your fifth house of abundance, which means you need to get some curtains and wear sunscreen.
ARIES ~ 3/21 - 4/19
The dream you have this week will reveal who killed Roger Rabbit.
TAURUS ~ 4/20 - 5/20
The color of your love interest’s eyes will determine if they can be faithful.
GEMINI ~ 5/21 - 6/20
There will be turmoil at the hair salon, avoid permanent dyes or bleaching.
CANCER ~ 6/21 - 7/22
Pay attention to details. Someone just added an extra clause in the friendship contract.
LEO ~ 7/23 - 8/22
Be prepared to find a rare Pokémon in your closet.
VIRGO ~ 8/23 - 9/23
The moon in retrograde enhances your credit score. Get that car you've always wanted.
LIBRA~ 9/24 - 10/22
Take a walk in the park and listen to the squirrels argue.
SCORPIO ~ 10/23 - 11/21
Get ready to open new doors. The old ones were damaged.
SAGITTARIUS ~ 11/22 - 12/21
Stay in touch with a loved one. They have your house keys.
CAPRICORN ~ 12/22 - 1/19
Remove the leftover meatloaf from your fridge. It's no longer recognized as food.